"Hello, hello, hello children." Name that reference. Also, if you know what it's from, are you enjoying it as much as I am? If you don't know what it's from, do you like how vague I'm keeping this?
I want to address something quickly before we get to the main part of today's post.
Be good humans. Be awesome. Be loving and kind.
There is so much negativity online and hate towards people of different opinions and beliefs, and towards someone whose name rhymes with "crump" (which is a super awesome dance style I'd like to learn someday. Anyone want to teach me?). I want to be uplifting, fun, funny, and helpful so I'm going to try to only share uplifting, fun, funny, and helpful stuff on my blog. I encourage you to do the same on your social media sites. It's okay to have an opinion, it's not okay to hurt others.
Be good humans. Be awesome. Be loving and kind.
There is so much negativity online and hate towards people of different opinions and beliefs, and towards someone whose name rhymes with "crump" (which is a super awesome dance style I'd like to learn someday. Anyone want to teach me?). I want to be uplifting, fun, funny, and helpful so I'm going to try to only share uplifting, fun, funny, and helpful stuff on my blog. I encourage you to do the same on your social media sites. It's okay to have an opinion, it's not okay to hurt others.
Don't post mean comments online to anyone for any reason. Would you say that to their face if you were standing in front of them? You might think yes, but I don't think that you would. I have made this mistake more than once (unintentionally) and I have hurt friends and family members. I still feel horrible about it. Not worth it. If you disagree with someone's choices or opinions, do it in a respectful way.
On the flip side, you can choose to be offended or not if someone says something mean. In the wise words of Taylor Swift, "Shake it off, Shake it off, oh oh oh."
On the flip side, you can choose to be offended or not if someone says something mean. In the wise words of Taylor Swift, "Shake it off, Shake it off, oh oh oh."
Also, last thing, here's a public apology to anyone else that I've hurt. I'm sorry. If you have a beef with me, please please tell me (and thanks for reading my blog anyway). I would like to make it right with you and also give you a treat.
Speaking of treats, we have a real treat today (I definitely wasn't planning on using that as a lead-in, but it kind of worked). My cute friend Karlee reached out to me and said that she would like to write a guest post!
She's awesome, so of course I said yes! She's a fancy Registered Dietician, and I asked her to share with me some substitutions that are healthy but not gross. She used her superpowers and delivered the goods. She even included a recipe! Hurray for that! Here are said goods and recipe:
This is Karlee! She's a babe in every way. |
She's awesome, so of course I said yes! She's a fancy Registered Dietician, and I asked her to share with me some substitutions that are healthy but not gross. She used her superpowers and delivered the goods. She even included a recipe! Hurray for that! Here are said goods and recipe:
Healthy Recipe Substitutions That Aren't Sick
By Karlee Adams RDN, CD
I am a Registered Dietitian, which basically means I went to school for four years,
took a lot of biology, chemistry, anatomy, and nutrition classes to become an
expert on what food and nutrients do to the human body. More info found here.
Having a healthy diet to me means that instead of trying to
cut foods out of my diet (i.e. sugar, butter, fried chicken, cookies, etc.), I
try to make sure I am including as many good foods into my diet as often as
possible. Sometimes cooking
substitutions are a great way to do that. Cooking substitutions can also help
modify a recipe if you are cooking for someone who has food
allergies but would like to be included in the eating fun! Here are a few of my
favorites that aren't sick, why the food chemistry works
with that substitution, and maybe when that substitution might not work in a
recipe.
Chia Seeds- These little beauties are full of fiber, omega-3 fatty
acids, protein, vitamins and minerals and as fun fact their name actually means
"strength" in Mayan. If you want to learn more visit this science review of this
fun seed. You can add these to all sorts of recipes but
as a substitute they are great for replacing eggs in baked goods. Eggs are great, but sometimes you just ran out. Or your nephew through them all on the floor or your cousin is allergic to them. In that case, chia or flax seeds (similar health benefits to chia seeds but need to
be ground up to release the nutrients from their protective shell) are your
option. Because of the way that chia seeds absorb liquid and swell to create a
gel, they are great substitutes for eggs.
All you have to do is add 3 tablespoons of water and 1 tablespoon
of chia seeds for each egg you are going to sub out, then let sit for 5 minutes
before adding to recipe. I’ve had the
most success with pancakes, donuts, muffins and other baked goods where a “poppy seed
look” doesn’t really matter.
Avocado- I love
using mashed avocado in replace of mayo as a spread or even when I’m making egg
salad, tuna salad, or chicken salad for sandwiches. Avocados are loaded with
fiber and monounsaturated fats which are fantastic for your heart. Fats are
also great for keeping you satisfied with a smaller amount of food. There are
also a number of recipes out there for avocado ice cream that people seem to really
like. I haven’t tried any yet but it’s on my to-do list.
Zucchini and
Spaghetti Squash- I love making zoodles.
If you haven’t heard of these they are basically zucchini cut into a
noodle shape by a spiralizer or even shredding them (shredding doesn’t give
long noodles though). I love using both
of these as a lower calorie and lower carbohydrate substitute for pasta. Zucchini is also great at becoming lasagna
noodles as well. My favorite recipe though is sautéing the zoodles in a little
bit of garlic and butter and throwing some lemony cooked shrimp on top for a 15
minute skinny shrimp scampi dinner. The amount of ways to use zoodles or
spaghetti squash is as infinite as actual pasta. Remember though, our bodies (especially our
brains) still need carbs to function so don’t cut those out of your diet
altogether; this is just a way to reduce calories in one place so you can use
your carbs and calories in another place in your diet!
Fat Replacers-
Sometimes you just want to reduce the overall calories of a recipe by cutting
down or replacing the fat (which is the highest calorie macronutrient we consume
at 9 calories/gram. Protein and carbs are at 4 cals/g). Fat is important for a
lot of body processes, so I don’t recommend trying to cut fat out of your diet
altogether or else you may get some unexpected consequences... But if you are
watching overall calories or want to add other nutrients to your recipe, then
these might be a good idea:
·
Applesauce: This can be used to replace half of
a fat in baked goods. Benefits are that it increases fiber, moisture, and
sweetness of a recipe. The downside is that it can make a recipe spread more than you want (cookies, for example). I like to use this for cakes or quick breads
most of the time.
·
Bananas: similar to applesauce
·
Pureed Beans: This can replace all of the fat in
a cookie recipe very easily and you can’t even tell that you are missing butter
or shortening. This bumps up the fiber
content of anything you add it to. Here is a tried and true recipe that you
could be pleasantly surprised by!
HEART HEALTHY OATMEAL COOKIES
Yield: 3 dozen
¾ cup mashed white beans
3 tablespoons canola oil
¾ cup brown sugar
½ cup granulated sugar
¼ cup egg substitute or 1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla
3 cups oats
1 cup whole wheat flour
1 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon baking soda
Preheat the oven to 350 Degrees. Mash up the cooked beans* with
a potato masher or a blender. In a large mixing bowl combine the beans, oil, brown
sugar, and granulated sugar until smooth. Beat in the egg and vanilla. In
a separate bowl mix the oats, flour, baking soda and salt. Slowly add the dry
ingredients to the bean mixture, add any other mix-ins you’d like (Chocolate
Chips, Nuts, Dried fruit). Mix together until all ingredients are incorporated.
Note: If you let the mixture sit for 10 minutes or so the oats absorb
some of the liquid and it will be easier to form into balls. Drop onto a
greased cookie sheet and bake for 8-10 minutes.
Let cookies cool slightly and set up before transferring to a
cooling rack.
*You can use canned beans but the flavor will be more noticeable
than when using dry beans. To prepare them, soak overnight then rinse them
underwater in the morning. Put them in a crock pot and cover them with water.
Cook on low for 6 hours and they will be nice and soft. Drain and mash.
Those are just a few fun ways to change up the things you
use and incorporate a greater variety of nutrients into your diet! There are
many more out there but these are just a few of my favorites that I have
actually tried and aren't disgusting.
-Karlee
She's awesome! Tina asks me for plain butter on the daily if that's any indication of how things are going at our house... I have a lot of work to do. But in all seriousness, I'm really excited to try some of these substitutions and definitely those cookies!
Comment on what other fun substitutions you’ve done! If you have any questions for Karlee, go ahead and post them! She's got a "lifetime of knowledge." Name that movie.
If you're interested in writing a guest post for my blog, hit me up!
Thanks for reading, and see you on the flip-flop!
Melissa
My best guesses: Series of Unfortunate Events and (I know this one...how do you have a blog titled "Chew like you have a secret" and not know this one) She's the Man.
ReplyDeleteChia seeds...who knew???
Also, zoodles...I'm hesitant... lol
I'm off refined white flour, eating more than 3 fruits a day, and all but 15g of 'treat' sugars a day until Baby comes, so the zoodles are something I should give a try....